{"id":273,"date":"2006-11-06T21:15:56","date_gmt":"2006-11-07T01:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killkuato.com\/blog\/?p=273"},"modified":"2009-04-28T18:15:29","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T22:15:29","slug":"daw-wa-da-waa-faadaw-wa-da-waa-faa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"<!--:en-->Daw wa da waa faa!<!--:--><!--:es-->Daw wa da waa faa!<!--:-->"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--:en--><strong><em>Monday,  November 06,  9:15 PM <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was at a hospital employee appreciation party the other night. I sat down with my friend on my right, and I noticed a certificate of 10 year employment on my left. A lady sat down on my left and I go, &#8220;HEY, Congratulations for ten years thats great!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I asked, &#8220;hey what do you do at the hospital&#8221;.<br \/>\nShe answered, Waah daaa waa naa&#8221;-like the Peanuts Teacher in Charlie Brown&#8217;s class.<br \/>\nI looked at my food and said, &#8220;thats cool&#8221; and proceeded to eat.<\/p>\n<p>I then noticed in my peripheral vision that she was waiting for my answer.<br \/>\nS#@%! I said to myself, she asked a question when I thought she told me her job title. I was thoroughly embarrassed, looked at my plate and ignored her.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that while she was on my &#8220;hard of hearing&#8221; side,-STYX paradise theater was blaring out a speaker in the conference room on MY RIGHT. So when my right ear is busy, I cannot hear phonetic articulation on my left, but of course after 35 years of conditioning, I pretend I do.<\/p>\n<p>Same problem I had while going hunting with my bud Brian. I am in the passenger side. It is hot in the truck so I roll down the window.\u00a0 Maybe Brian says, &#8220;Daw wa da waa faa!, I&#8217;m like crap, roll up the window, turn my head 180*, &#8220;What you say man?&#8221; Brian states, &#8220;The buck you see the buck!?- I&#8217;m like &#8220;Fuck!, man, no! Where!<br \/>\nTotally missed the boat.<\/p>\n<p>I also am having sixth sense weird vibes when I go to sleep. Like a gurgle, buzzing white noise. Perhaps it is Kuato trying to reach the light by reaching past my cochlea with his pinky-sticking out my ear. He better not be trying to tickle Wen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-274 aligncenter\" style=\"border: 2px solid black;\" title=\"kuato_dance\" src=\"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kuato_dance.gif\" alt=\"kuato_dance\" width=\"300\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kuato_dance.gif 500w, https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/kuato_dance-300x293.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--:--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, November 06, 9:15 PM I was at a hospital employee appreciation party the other night. I sat down with my friend on my right, and I noticed a certificate of 10 year employment on my left. A lady sat down on my left and I go, &#8220;HEY, Congratulations for ten years thats great!&#8221; Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,11],"tags":[48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":967,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuato.ixtabai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}