Monday, December 04, 3:10 PM – marco
just had some grapes, peaches, tuna fish.
coughed.
coughing is bad.
can hear my cerebral spinal fluid swishing around like a can full of peaches. hurts too, I just have to hold something and take the waves of coughs, making sure my cervical spine doesn’t snap.
imagine childhood..if you dare..muwahaha
that moron kid “friend” that comes up and puts you in a headlock and noogies you..
so with me, when I cough, the kid comes up with a large pillow, envelopes your head, does the headlock, a noogie, shakes the pillow..
and your going all the time, “haha, ya cool man, your cool, I can handle a noogieha ha ya ya”.
but the whole time you are not focused on your head-but your airway- to hack out that dry piece of cracker that is stuck there.
I suppose to convey to you to the feeling of having your left vestibular nerve taken out-imagine having someone coming up behind you as you are reading a book with slippers and some hot cocoa..and they push your head down really fast and laugh. your muscles are relaxed at first, then tense up to shoot your head back to position-+your really pissed off.
Now Imagine getting USED TO THAT, happening all the time as you walk up stairs, sit on toilet, eat, read a book, etc head push head push head push. That is what people that have Acoustic Neuromas removed- go through for rehab over the course of 3-8 weeks. I am one week out.
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